Please Kill Me,
Welcome, and happy Saturday my sullied swarm of sentience. I may be late – “But I’m always on time.” #smileyface.
*echoes down hallway* “It’s time for The Writer’s Block Podcast!!!”
Join me this week – as I rant about – people “not giving a fuck”, hospitals, my strange week, and this stranger election. *does Carlton dance* “Because I’m a wild and crazy guy!!!”
*realizes what he’s just done*
*drops head and pouts*