Dear World

Please Kill Me,

Greetings and happy late postings my mid-week myriad of meta-mortals. So , I know that this week (and last for that matter), my posts have been coming out at random times. I’d like to apologize to those of you that are used to seeing them the first thing in the morning. But, hey – you get this one- so stop your whining. The last week and a half have been a bit hectic (as anyone who’s been keeping up knows), so bare with me – we’ll be back on track sooner than you can say September.

By the way HOLY CRAP! It’s September in a few hours (or right now – depending on what side of the globe your ancestors got lazy on). Well, summer 2016, we hardly knew ya’. Goodbye, you bitter old’ bag. WELCOME FALL!. Don’t take my summer insults too personally – it’s just that we’ve been having a vendetta. (It knows what it did.)

Moving on. Tweak (otherwise known as- that thing you started perfectly, but now are completely out of control with. I’m talking to you -Miley.) – the funny thing is, half of you definitely went back to see if the word was Twerk. Ha, ha, ha. We’ve all been brainwashed.

Wow, I’m off track. So, as many of you know Becoming Utopia (my novel) will be released in November. I hope you all get a chance to check it out (besides, I’m sure that I’ll be waterboarding you guys with promotional things from now, until then). With that, I wouldn’t be me – if I didn’t somehow vastly complicate or otherwise undermine my own achievement with some self-aggrandizing practices.

Don’t worry. I’m not going to go all douche-dragon or anything. I’m just gonna’ do some fun things with the site – that I do hope you guys all participate in. If not that’s cool-

*Kicks ball.*

*Screams.*

“I’ll just play by myself!”

*Runs away crying.*

Ahem *cough* , anyway – most of what I’ll be doing is testing myself, literary limits, etc. Things to keep me on my game until Becoming Utopia comes out, and of course that means you guys get to be around for the birth and development of my next (currently untitled, unwritten, undrafted), book. Of course, I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t keep you filled in on that process. So ….it should be useful. Worst case scenario – it should at least be pretty entertaining (pssstttt…… I get WEIRD!…. Good weird… like #Marvel weird. Not bad weird – like Morgan Freeman with dreadlocks in this pic-

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Almost ruins your day right? They don’t even look that bad, it’s….it’s just like ….WHY????

That’s it for today summer bums. I’ll be back tomorrow – probably still a little late- but hey, that Morgan Freeman pic should hold you down until then.

See you in September,

-Antwan Crump.