Dear World

Please Kill Me,

Greetings and Happy Wednesday my variously wrought soldiers of literacy. How the hell are ya? Assuming that your week has similarly reigned down biological fury upon you  – then the synchronicity virus has gone airborne, (and singularity is near achieved).

Failing that doomsday situation, (which actually doesn’t seem so bad compared to my impending flu) – it’s just another day in the middle of another week, and you’re still in need of some tea-time with your favorite sociopath. (#Aww)

With that being said, (as I’ve mentioned #AndNobodyCared), I’m feeling a bit under the weather today and I still have a long list of things to do.

But never fear. I leave you in the capable hands of an up and coming author, that I am proud to say will guide you true. (It’s me.). Read below.

For a cool Psychology article on LifeHack click——->>>>>> here. (#PointlessSymbols)

I will now take my leave –

*stares at Robitussin*

*squints threateningly*

“This flu is going DOWN!!!!”

*chugs bottle*

*passes out on keyboard*

Enjoy your Hump-Day,

-Antwan Crump.