Please Kill Me,
Greetings and Happy Wednesday my variously wrought soldiers of literacy. How the hell are ya? Assuming that your week has similarly reigned down biological fury upon you – then the synchronicity virus has gone airborne, (and singularity is near achieved).
Failing that doomsday situation, (which actually doesn’t seem so bad compared to my impending flu) – it’s just another day in the middle of another week, and you’re still in need of some tea-time with your favorite sociopath. (#Aww)
With that being said, (as I’ve mentioned #AndNobodyCared), I’m feeling a bit under the weather today and I still have a long list of things to do.
But never fear. I leave you in the capable hands of an up and coming author, that I am proud to say will guide you true. (It’s me.). Read below.
For a cool Psychology article on LifeHack click——->>>>>> here. (#PointlessSymbols)
I will now take my leave –
*stares at Robitussin*
“This flu is going DOWN!!!!”
*passes out on keyboard*
Enjoy your Hump-Day,