Please Kill Me,
Greetings and happy Saturday my voracious readers of the night. How the hell are ya?! Should your paycheck have been deposited as planned, than CONGRATULATIONS! Approximately $30 of it will be donated to #TheFateofTheFurious, (or your local government. Either way #VinDieselGetsAPiece).
Now, the question becomes, “What to do with the remainder of your meaningless currency?” –
I’ve got a thought!!! How’s about supporting your favorite neighborhood Sociopath?:
That’s right folks. Ol’ Sir- Tips-A-Lot has got himself a book!!!!!!
Want a Free Copy?, (Of course you do). Click Here->>>> TOURMALINE GIVEAWAY!!!!!
Want to Buy some good Karma?
“Of Course, YOU DO!”
Click Here ->>>> Buy TOURMALINE (+ Good Karma)
No matter how you get it, I hope that you all enjoy the read. It’s been a labor of love, and I’m EXCITED AS HELL TO SHARE IT WITH YOU, (can’t you tell by the UPPERCASE-TYPE ?!!!).
And, that’s my news of the day. Please GIVE IT A LOOK. And a review would be pretty awesome too.
I’ll see you all on Monday for, (five squirrels in a trench coat running a brewery?), business as usual.
*reminds you to buy his book*
*passes out on floor*
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Just a friendly reminder. Enjoy Your Weekend!