Dear World

Please Kill Me,

Greetings and Happy Tuesday my episodic etchers of wonder. How are you? Should the ….. (Okay, I’m not even going to force that one).

Quick News:

Due to a higher than usual demand for yours truly, (#CrouchingWriterHiddenDrunkard), I will be taking the remainder of the week off.

Voluntarily, I assure you –

*blinks rapidly to signal duress*

I may pop in once or twice, (as a show of rebellion against the establishment), but to tide you over until next week – here are a few of my greatest hits:

So You Wanna Be A Writer: 10 To-Do’s From A Sociopath

So You (Still) Wanna Be A Writer: 10 (More) To-Do’s From a Sociopath

So You Wanna Write A Novel?: 10 To-Do’s From A Sociopath

So You Wanna Chase A Dream?: 10 To-Do’s From A Sociopath

 

-or, I suppose that you could also just browse around like a person with free will.

*stands victoriously on Hunger Games-like podium*

“The choice, my dear tributes, IS YOURS!!”

*gels blue hair*

*adjusts warrior high-heels*

I’ll be back next Monday with news of how the sausage is made, (or, ya’ know – just some updates and continued shenanigans).

Until then stay classy bloggers of tomorrow. Try not to get into too much trouble while I’m gone.

Enjoy Your Week,

-Antwan Crump.