Please Kill Me,
Greetings and Happy Tuesday my episodic etchers of wonder. How are you? Should the ….. (Okay, I’m not even going to force that one).
Due to a higher than usual demand for yours truly, (#CrouchingWriterHiddenDrunkard), I will be taking the remainder of the week off.
Voluntarily, I assure you –
*blinks rapidly to signal duress*
I may pop in once or twice, (as a show of rebellion against the establishment), but to tide you over until next week – here are a few of my greatest hits:
-or, I suppose that you could also just browse around like a person with free will.
*stands victoriously on Hunger Games-like podium*
“The choice, my dear tributes, IS YOURS!!”
*gels blue hair*
*adjusts warrior high-heels*
I’ll be back next Monday with news of how the sausage is made, (or, ya’ know – just some updates and continued shenanigans).
Until then stay classy bloggers of tomorrow. Try not to get into too much trouble while I’m gone.
Enjoy Your Week,