Please Kill Me.
Yes just because I think it’s funny I will most likely be starting every post just like that one. Okay, obviously the exclamatory remark may be nothing more than the formulaic joust that is the introduction, however I do sincerely welcome you to what I’m sure should at the very least kill a few hours a day.
A little Introduction. My name is Antwan Crump. For my Spanish friends me llamo Antwan Crump, and for everyone else there is google translate. Yea, I’m a bit of a dick, but it is all in good humor I assure you. I’m a writer, so you can probably tag that on to the list of things wrong with me. I enjoy the bottle (quite a bit), and I tend to make the most out of a bad situation. i.e. using it as an excuse to indulge in my flaws.
I’m not all down though. I laugh, I live, I love, I write. In all honest it’s all I ever genuinely want to do anymore. So that being said let’s get into it. I hope you all enjoy reading this cry for help, as much as I enjoy writing it.